I dig necrophilia

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diggin is just foreplay
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Gurl… you’re like ikea furnature…

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CLICK TO ENLARGE (way too big)
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I AM BATMAN

I AM BATMAN

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pointless evil flying robot mammal head VIDEO GAME !!!

Just click on it and make him move around! dont worry, it don’t do nuthin else! Thing don’t even have sound! AWESOME!

http://www.donaldambroziak.com/flyingrobothead.swf

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my first vector art.

put this shit in a scrapbook! haha,  I’ve always wanted to try drawing with vectors, i think it worked. What helped me was to turn the opacity to zero while working with the pen tool.  Should have figured that one out before.

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undie tacos, Sacramento and Davis’ music source

Well, I was on undietacos.org yesterday (awsome to find out who’s playing where in sac/davis) and I noticed they changed their .gif to something random as hell. I hadn’t made one in  awhile, so i wanted to see if they would let me to make one for them they could put up for a little bit. Unfortunately their contact button doesn’t work. However, there is an admin button on the bottom, I clicked this and saw that you can change the top gif. I thought holy shit, these guys are cool, they let anyone put up posts and mess with the top gif… so I made a .gif, and found out i was wrong.  you need a password. of course, i’m an idiot, too many implications to leaving your site open. either way, here is a .gif animation of a dinosaur spitting underwear and tacos with dancing cat heads.

peeing stage fright

seriouslyguys

it happens to us all at one point or another. like when someone sits on you… i guess if you are a girl… cause what guy pees sitting down. seriously if you are a guy that pees sitting down and reading this, i don’t care if i offend you. even if your legs dont work…. ouch. anyway… CLICK IMAGE TO MAKE EXTREMELY IMMENSE. stock image from … fromoldbooks.com (i dont like the double from)

sheep, the worlds most deadly creature

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click to make image huge (like almost too big), stock was found on fromoldbooks.com

Henry the 8th was a pimp.

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Super mario christmas tree star